On Paper: sweetened tangy, tart, chocolate flavors. In the mouth: unholy, uncouth, flavor deviants of the highest degree wage war on the taste buds like the antithesis of “Air Buddy”. I tried to collect myself and take a second sip, succumbing to the overwhelming displeasure. I succedeed in only confirming my fear. This drink, is easily, the worst chocolate milk I have ever hard that wasn’t expired. For legal reasons, I cannot review expired milk, so by the process of elimination this is the last place.
I can see why there is no satisfaction guarantee. That is $3.99 I will never get back.
It gets a lot of bonus points for the probiotics and lack of GMOs. But that is pretending someone could drink this concoction of chocolate sacrilege.
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OFFICAL SCORE
F
Flavor | 0/20 |
Aftertaste | 0/10 |
No Added Hormones | 4/10 |
Company Ethics | 7/10 |
Grass Fed | 0/10 |
Added Sugar | 6/10 |
Richness | 4/10 |
Smoothness | 0/10 |
Organic | 0/5 |
Chocolate Quality | 3/5 |
Bonus Points | 15/20 |
Total Score | 49/100 |