Lifeway Low-fat Kefir

On Paper: sweetened tangy, tart, chocolate flavors. In the mouth: unholy, uncouth, flavor deviants of the highest degree wage war on the taste buds like the antithesis of “Air Buddy”. I tried to collect myself and take a second sip, succumbing to the overwhelming displeasure. I succedeed in only confirming my fear. This drink, is easily, the worst chocolate milk I have ever hard that wasn’t expired. For legal reasons, I cannot review expired milk, so by the process of elimination this is the last place.  

I can see why there is no satisfaction guarantee. That is $3.99 I will never get back. 

It gets a lot of bonus points for the probiotics and lack of GMOs. But that is pretending someone could drink this concoction of chocolate sacrilege. 

https://lifewaykefir.com/products/chocolate-lowfat-kefir/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5PLgqd609QIVCB6tBh1_lgSJEAAYASAAEgLwO_D_BwE

OFFICAL SCORE

F

Flavor 

0/20 

Aftertaste 

0/10 

No Added Hormones 

4/10 

Company Ethics 

7/10 

Grass Fed

0/10

Added Sugar 

6/10 

Richness 

4/10 

Smoothness 

0/10 

Organic 

0/5 

Chocolate Quality 

3/5 

Bonus Points 

15/20 

Total Score 

49/100