Slate Chocolate Ultra Filtered

Slate chocolate ultra filtered milk

This is another one of those semi experiment chocolate milk drinks that misses the mark. It’s got a skim milk and water base that just doesn’t do the trick. It’s a weird, hollow, and disappointing flavor. There’s no depth, no creaminess, and no joy. I appreciate the effort though. Bonus points for being plastic neutral, having 17 grams of protein, and monk fruit. It’s weird that the used cane sugar when monk fruit is an ingredient. They should have committed to the latter.

 

OFFICAL SCORE

F

Flavor 

9/20 

Aftertaste 

3/10 

Richness

2/10 

Smoothness

7/10 

Company Ethics 

6/10 

Added Sugar 

6/10 

Grass-fed or Water consumption

5/10 

No Added Hormones/Ingredient Quality

4/10 

Organic 

0/5 

Chocolate Quality 

1/5 

Bonus Points 

0/20 

Total Score 

45/100 

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