Soylent Creamy Chocolate

Soylent creamy chocolate, Westside Market, NYC, July 11, 2022

Well, it’s not a misnomer. This is a certifiably creamy drink – which is atypical for legume protein isolates (like soy). The taste is smooth, and the flavor is full. This drink tastes like a a pick up truck weighs. Substantial. As a result, it’s quite good. I know this is meant to be a meal replacement drink, but I believe it’s a solid overall drink, casually or othwrwise. There’s a lot of questionable chemical names I lack the chemistry background to understand, but I’d like to learn more about it. 5 bonus points for the 20 grams of protein per serving. Oh, and kudos for only 1 gram of added sugar. I love when drinks prove that added sugar is unnecessary.

OFFICAL SCORE

C

Flavor 

15/20 

Aftertaste 

6/10 

Richness

6/10 

Smoothness

7/10 

Company Ethics 

6/10 

Added Sugar 

9/10 

Grass-fed or Water consumption

6/10 

No Added Hormones/Ingredient Quality

5/10 

Organic 

0/5 

Chocolate Quality 

1/5 

Bonus Points 

5/20 

Total Score 

66/100 

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