Chocolate Milk

The Ambrosia of Drinks, The Elixir of Life

This site reviews all chocolate milk I encounter, ranking them from best to worst. Fear not vegans, I have you covered as well. The name milk is a collective term, encompassing nondairy drinks too. 

Scroll below to click the rankings. 

An Ancient Quest

The pursuit of discovering the greatest chocholate milk have been an ongoing discovery, seeking new drinks and brands everywhere. Supermarkets and grocery stores, co-ops and rest stops, local and national, I have sipped gallons from across the country. 

Judged by many factors

There are so many qualities that can make or break chocolate milk. There are a series of points that will be ranked between 1-10, mostly subjective to the taster, and the remaining qualities will be either-ors. Such as grassfed, non-gmo, and more. My ranking system is mostly transparent. Scroll below for the ranking system.

The Rankings

The Ranking System

List of Brands

What Makes Good Chocolate Milk?

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