Why is this a website?
Because Chocolate milk is awesome and I have found out which is the awesomest. Figured I’d share it. Also, if some chocolate milk provider wants to sponsor me, I wouldn’t complain about being sent free chocolate milk.
Are you going to rank milk shakes?
Chocolate Milkshakes? Hm, what an interesting prospect. I am very inclined to sample a countless variety of milkshakes, this is true. However, it is unlikely any formal ranking will emerge as they are a bit too ‘local’ to be fairly compared to regional or national brands of standardized milk products.
Perhaps an informal ranking for fun.
Can we sponsor you?
Why not. Send me your chocolate milk. I do not trade free calories for brownie points though. The Chocolate Milk must have it’s own merit. I’m happy to rank it. Oh, and drink it. I will potentially wear your advertisements in Jiu Jitsu Competitions.
What's next?
Well, I have close to 80 brands and variants to rank. Once I finish that, I will update with new discoveries. It will be an occasional update. Maybe I will develop my own chocolate milk. Who knows.
Have you really had this much chocolate milk?
Do I seem like someone who doesn’t love chocolate milk?
Are you going to share recipes?
Yes, most definitely. Stay tuned..
HOT CHOCOLATE RANKINGS?
Hey, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. But yes. One day.
How can I support your quest?
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